Dear jack-the-mack

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your apartment and I saw you knock out my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations .

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Shawazu-

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